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"The Walking Weener"

Who called me that - "the walking weener" ?
How's your Mama, ever seen 'er?
How dare you, try disparage me?
I've got a bloody pedigree!

Got better papers, than your Granny.
You're due a biting on the fanny.
Aero-dynamic, can't you see?
For swimmin' cross the Zeider Zee.

Lines of tubular design
Make a profile strictly mine.
I'm built real low, close to the ground
For findin' change that ain't been found.

Courtesy of ez

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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they have already been stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other." - Robert Benchley

My "Hot" Dog

The dachshund's got a funny name.
They should come with a bun.
Like hot dogs at a baseball game.
Please, please, forgive the pun.

They're great for goin' through closed doors
And hidin' 'neath your bed,
No dog keeps closer to the floors.
None would I chose, instead.

And how I love their haughty trot
So regal, so serene.
A ballerina, on her spot,
Or, somewhere, in between.

Courtesy of ez

"Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command." - E.B. White


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